Welcome to Radio Readme, the one and only campus talk show that's dedicated to telling you news that didn't happen, when you don't want to hear it. Broadcasting weekly Mondays from 4 to 5 PM, Readme has curated a list of dedicated callers, brilliant liars, complete buffoons and shoddy truth-tellers to bring you something completely not worth your time. Carnegie Mellon may be our little circle of hell, but at least you’ll have a little something to keep you company. Without further ado, the KGB (no, not that one) presents: Radio Readme.